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Jan 03 2013

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

boob time

so, for relativistic boobtime, where t is for the observer, and t’ is for the time measured at the boob.

t’=t/sqrt(1-(v/c)^2)
solving for t=1, and t’=5, we get that the boobspeed, v, is represented by
v=+/- 2.9*10^8 m/s

boobs travel at 0.29 gigametres per second.

(Source: screwsociety, via ladisputing)

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